The Humpback Sniffer

Oh, watch out for the Humpback Sniffer,
with a big humped back and a fine tuned whiffer.
He can smell any smell from a mile away
Whether locked in a closet or buried under hay!

With a sniff and a snort and a big AHHRROOOO!
You know he’s on the trail if he’s after you.

You could run to Nantucket, take a cab if you wish.
You can fly to Missouri on a giant flying fish!

Take a horse, ride a dog, barrel roll on a log,
dig a tunnel to japan; try to run if you can.
Take a ride on a whale while sitting on his flipper,
but it’s pretty hard to hide from a humpback sniffer.